Sexy?

Yesterday one of the great mysteries of my life was solved once and for all.

Why do I attract creepers?

Well the reason is apparently I look very sexy when I'm close to becoming violently ill. In the past two days me looking like this:

Has gotten me hit on almost every time I go out. 

Normal me that looks like this:

Gets ignored.

Sense not being made! At least I have the answer to one of my lifes greatest questions!